those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
