Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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