he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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