Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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