So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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