is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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