Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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