Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i would punch a child for taco bell
they need to just BURY HIM!
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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