So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I have tasted many bathrooms
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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