i just google imaged poop.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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