You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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