was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
