Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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