those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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