I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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