imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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