My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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