How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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