That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
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just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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