Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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