Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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