is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
