girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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