The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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