Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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