Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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