when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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