I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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