did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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