So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We got so high we made milksteak
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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