tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Terrible idea I love it
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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