Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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