can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
he was CRYING into my vagina
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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