Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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