Pants 0. Shit 1.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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