How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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