We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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