problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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