i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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