Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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