Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Text me some of your sweat
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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