Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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