He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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