Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.