doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Also, beer. Big fan.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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