okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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