nut hugger
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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