he wants to bone in the snuggie
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Dignity is for republicans.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
