plz talk dirty to me
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Randomize