im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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