lets start a swedish sibling band together
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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