worst night to have a conscience
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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